So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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