we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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