WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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