So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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