Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
of course. lets lasso hookers.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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