I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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