it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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