Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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