Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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