I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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