I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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