Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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