wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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