Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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