I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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