Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
3pm strippers are depressing
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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