We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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