Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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