theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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