When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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