As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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