im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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