ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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