now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
