I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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