We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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