one word: firstdatebathroomanal
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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