I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
