a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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