Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
