There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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