Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i believe in u and ur pee
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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