then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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