you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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