There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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