the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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