And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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