Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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