Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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