let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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