I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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