When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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