I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Floor bacon is actually really good
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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