Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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