The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
