remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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