yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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