Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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