who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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