i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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